Farm wife needed!

Since I started farming, I no longer have time to be a farm wife! My part time efforts have been pathetic, so I decided to fill my former position.



I need someone:

• To make sure I don't starve


• To make sure I don't smell bad


• To make sure I don't work myself to death

It would also be helpful if:

• The lawn was any shade of green and didn't need swathing


• The fridge didn't contain stuff that looks like 6th grade science experiments


• The house didn't look like someone had just shaken all its contents

It's a bonus if:

• Spontaneous road trips to town for parts were your idea of fun


• You enjoyed the challenge of creating tasty lunchbox treats


• You like waiting in random fields

Must be:

• Able to get along with the husband and dog


• Flexible to last minute schedule changes


• Able to entertain oneself during seeding, fertilizing, and harvest


• Able to tolerate grumpy farmers

Compensation includes:

• Free tractor/combine rides


• Country living


• Knowledge you are doing something vital to keep the world fed

Applicants must also understand that farming is a lifestyle, not a job. It includes almost no weekends off, no paid vacations, and not much time for social events or friends.

Being a farm wife isn't for everyone. It takes a special person, and I hope all the farm wives out there know they are important! Thank you for all you do!