Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Farm wife needed!

Since I started farming, I no longer have time to be a farm wife! My part time efforts have been pathetic, so I decided to fill my former position.



I need someone:

  • To make sure I don't starve

  • To make sure I don't smell bad

  • To make sure I don't work myself to death



It would also be helpful if:

  • The lawn was any shade of green and didn't need swathing

  • The fridge didn't contain stuff that looks like 6th grade science experiments

  • The house didn't look like someone had just shaken all its contents

It's a bonus if:

  • Spontaneous road trips to town for parts were your idea of fun

  • You enjoyed the challenge of creating tasty lunchbox treats

  • You like waiting in random fields

Must be:

  • Able to get along with the husband and dog

  • Flexible to last minute schedule changes

  • Able to entertain oneself during seeding, fertilizing, and harvest

  • Able to tolerate grumpy farmers

Compensation includes:

  • Free tractor/combine rides

  • Country living

  • Knowledge you are doing something vital to keep the world fed

Applicants must also understand that farming is a lifestyle, not a job. It includes almost no weekends off, no paid vacations, and not much time for social events or friends.

Being a farm wife isn't for everyone. It takes a special person, and I hope all the farm wives out there know they are important! Thank you for all you do!